A Joke for a Monday Afternoon

Meet Derek. One day, his wife told that him that she was going out to buy some milk; she never returned.

A couple of days after the incident, a friend rings the man, asking him how he is.

“How are you coping?”, asked the friend.

“I am doing okay thanks”, said Derek. “I am using the powdered stuff”.

Ba-bum, tch! Thank you very much, I’ll be here all week!

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